it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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