i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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