She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
There r osticjed everywhere
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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