my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Randomize
