The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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