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  we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  handjob tips. give me some.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino

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• (646): View more from New York

  There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.

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  Delicious

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  I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.

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• (760): View more from California

  Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself

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  Though I typed a half of that one

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.

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