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• (954): View more from Florida

  everyone is single if you try hard enough

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?

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• (530): View more from California

  The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.

  (520): View more from Arizona

  Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  It all started with a game of naked twister.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?

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