Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.

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(954): View more from Florida

I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on

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(925): View more from California

We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?

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(804): View more from Virginia

"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to

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(207): View more from Maine

I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.

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(940): View more from Texas

it's like heaven, but drunker

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

You coming home soon, man?

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

HENBARSCLOSE

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(807): View more from Ontario

your like the ambassador to my penis.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.

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