What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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