I want to stick my p in your. b.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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