Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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