marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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