Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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