nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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