I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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