Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Randomize
