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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
