Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
My penis needs a shock collar
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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