So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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