Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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