So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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