Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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