This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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