it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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