i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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