dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Blood and glitter go together right?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
third nipple confirmed
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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