I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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