How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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