Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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