Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.