when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?