with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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