Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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