I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I wish there were birth control emojis
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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