it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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