i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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