Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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