I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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