you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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