Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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