I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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