It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Randomize
