He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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