When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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