YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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