her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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