That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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