that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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