Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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