dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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