So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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