A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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