3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
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i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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