do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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