His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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