I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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